Balls the size of chruch bells

I was reading a friend's blog the other day and I came across this entry she had:

MasterCard Wedding?

You gotta love this guy...This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "FUCK you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "FUCK you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it.

Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends ...$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ... $3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ... $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man...Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD

Fires in the Southern California

Sadly this week, in Northern Los Angeles County, thousands of acres have been burned. I was leaving work last night (9/28/05) and could see off in the distance, plumes of smoke, dark colors of red and orange. Turning on the radio, I could hear the advisory warnings and many of the off and on ramps on the 118 through that area were being closed off. Alternate routes were being listed off and the estimation for traffic were huge. When I heard that i look to see what my travel direction looked like. I was going south on the 405, and found that it was congested, likewise with teh 405 north. So I decided to take surface streets instead.

My destination was Santa Monica, I was meeting up with my 'alaka'i from my halau to practice for an event coming up on Sunday. After arriving and meeting up with her ('alaka'i) and other haumana from my halau, we made our way down to the beach. Upon arriving, we could see a beautiful sunset. We turned our focus soon after to the Malibu area and we could see the wonderful pallate of colors from the fire still raging. Sad that a beautiful sunset was made possible my such devestation.

Here are some photos I found online from the ongoing fires this week:

Joke of the day

All right people here's the joke of the day. Got it from a friend on Yahoo 360:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims, "that's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Did someone say check out Kama's website?

Well it has come to my attention that some of the ladies in my halau have taken a peek at this here web page. I guess one in particular, Minoaka, took the initiative to bring up my site. Well I hope you ladies like what you read. It's just my going ons from day to day life, week to week, and all things in between. There are links to the side there on the right if you guys are interested in those things. There is a link to my gallery, my job history, and some other things if you get bored of my website.

I think what I need to do is to take pictures of you ladies and put them up here, or hell just take pictures of other people from the halau and put them up.

K-den have a great day!

k.

What can I say?

What can I say? Some times I have it and sometimes I don't. Saturday night, I think I had it. After hula practice and the lei hulu workshop, some friends of mine in my halau, and I went to Mai Tai for happy hour. We all got there about 6:00pm and had our pupus and drinks. Soon after talking story, we grabbed some dinner near by at Chili's and most of our group retired for the night. I however, along with the remaining person from our group decided to head back to Mai Tai to have some fun... and to see what the night had in store for us.

Upon returning, we saw there were some friends of friends of whom we ended up hanging out with. Myself and my friend hung out for sometime before a couple more friends arrived, and a couple more. All in all in my immediate group, there were four of us. Two more were some where else in the bar, with two of their own friends. Well before long we were all dancing on the dance floor having a great time... and yes some imbibing was going on... Before the night was long over, my friend Lisa came by for a picture. I'm not sure what she had in mind, but seeing as how the night was going, I couldn't say no. She "demanded" that i take a picture and have something to show for the evening.

Well my friends Kimi and Yoko seemd to take to the Rasberry Lemon Drops pretty well. I think the both of them had a three or four a piece, not to mention the Washington Apple drinks too. Those things were great but very sweet. Dangerous kind of concoction. It would be the kind of drink where you would hardly taste the alcohol and then BAM! You're drunk! Ah well.. thank fully though no one got that far gone.

Before long 2am was upon us and we were soon evacuating the establisment. Getting down stairs, we met up with one of Yoko and Kimi's friend. Where for some reason, instead of leaving to go home, we ended up talking story out front the bar. Not too long after the next thing I know, three of the ladies busted out in hula.. wtf!? There were scads of people and these three ladies doing hula.. not bad at all. You could hear cat calls and whistling going on while they were doing there thing. Well good thing the guys were there, so they wouldn't have had anything bad happen to them. As soon as they were finished, we heade out and made our way home...

Not a bad evening if I do say so myself!